A Round of Applause

As promised, the best-named celebrity kids. By family, because there are a good amount of well-named kids out there. A big hurrah for sensible, sane celebrities.

A few caveats: I don't count stepchildren, adopted or otherwise, not because I don't consider them the celebrity's child, but because for the celebrity didn't play a role in the naming, so they can't get the credit (or take the blame). If the celebrity has been married more than once, and only children from one marriage are included, I list the spouse's name. Otherwise, I just put the celebrity. Because, really, that's all you're here for. You sluts.

Alan Alda: Eve, Elizabeth, and Beatrice Alda.

Judd Apatow: Iris and Maude Apatow.

Jason Bateman: Francesca Nora Bateman.

Juliette Binoche: Raphael Binoche Halle and Hanna Binoche Magimel.

Jack Black: Samuel Jason Black.

Matthew Broderick & Sarah Jessica Parker: James Wilkie Broderick.

Pierce Brosnan & Cassandra Harris: Sean William Brosnan.

James Cameron: Claire, Quinn, Elizabeth Rose, and Josephine Archer Cameron.

Steve Carrell: Elisabeth Anne and John Carrell.

Beverly Cleary: Malcolm James and Marianne Elisabeth Cleary.

Stephen Colbert: Madeline, Peter, and John Colbert.

Harry Connick Jr: Georgia Tatom, Sara Kate, and Charlotte Connick.

Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman: Isabella Jane and Connor Anthony Cruise.

Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Haden Guest: Anne Haden and Thomas Haden Guest.

Joan Cusack: Dylan John and Miles Burke.

Judi Dench: Tara Cressida Frances Williams.

Robert DeNiro: Julian Henry, Aaron Kendrick, Raphael, and Elliott DeNiro.

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones: Dylan Michael and Carys Zeta Douglas.

Bob Dylan and Sara Lowndes: Jesse Byron, Anna Leigh, Samuel Abraham, and Jakob Luke Dylan.

Clint Eastwood & Frances Fisher: Francesca Ruth Eastwood.

Colin Farrell: James Padraig Farrell.

Craig Ferguson: Milo Hamish Ferguson.

Will Ferrell: Magnus Paulin and Mattias Paulin Ferrell.

Tina Fey: Alice Zenobia Richmond.

Dan Futterman: Sylvie Epstein and Eve Epstein Futterman.

Mariska Hargitay: August Miklos Friedrich Hermann.

Patricia Heaton: Sam David, John Basil, Joseph Charles, and Daniel Patrick Hunt.

Dustin Hoffman: Jennifer Celia "Jenna," Jacob Edward "Jake," Rebecca Lillian, Maxwell Geoffrey "Max," and Alexandra Lydia Hoffman.

Lauren Holly: Alexander Joseph, Henry Charles, and George William Greco.

Elizabeth Hurley: Damian Charles Hurley.

Jeremy Irons & Sinead Cusack: Maximilian Paul Diarmuid and Samuel James Irons.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Simone Alexandra Johnson.

Stephen King: Naomi Rachel, Owen Philip, and Joseph Hillstrom King.

Greg Kinnear: Lily Katherine and Audrey Mae Kinnear.

Kevin Kline & Phoebe Cates: Owen Joseph and Greta Simone Kline.

Lenny Kravitz & Lisa Bonet: Zoe Isabella Kravitz.

Diane Lane: Eleanor Jasmine Lambert.

Jessica Lange & Sam Shepard: Hannah Jane and Samuel Walker Shepard.

Angela Lansbury: Anthony Peter and Deirdre Angela Pullen-Shaw.

Hugh Laurie: Charles, William, and Rebecca Laurie.

Matt LeBlanc: Marina Pearl LeBlanc.

Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams: Matilda Rose Ledger.

John Lithgow: Ian, Phoebe McCurtain, and Nathan George Lithgow.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Henry and Charles Hall.

Martie Maguire (of the Dixie Chicks): Eva Ruth and Kathleen Emilie Maguire.

Dave Matthews: Grace Anne, Stella Busina, and August Oliver Matthews.

Paul McCartney & Linda Eastman: Mary Anna, Stella Nina, and James Louis McCartney.

Dylan McDermott: Colette and Charlotte Rose McDermott.

Ewan McGregor: Clara Mathilde and Esther Rose McGregor.

Christopher Meloni: Sophia Eva Pietra and Dante Amadeo Meloni.

Viggo Mortensen: Henry Blake Mortensen.

Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward: Elinor Teresa "Nell," Melissa Steward, and Claire Olivia Newman.

Randy Newman: Amos, Erik, John, Patrick Randall, and Alice Ann Newman.

Jack Nicholson & Rebecca Broussard: Lorraine Broussard and Raymond Thomas Broussard Nicholson.

Clive Owen: Hannah and Eve Owen.

Al Pacino & Beverly D'Angelo: Olivia Rose and Anton James Pacino.

Bill Paxton: James and Lydia Paxton.

Michelle Pfeiffer & David E. Kelly: Claudia Rose and John Henry Kelly.

Paul Reiser: Ezra Samuel and Leon Reiser.

Emily Robison (of the Dixie Chicks): Charles Augustus "Gus," Juliana Tex, and Henry Benjamin Robison.

Al Roker & Deborah Roberts: Leila Ruth and Nicholas Albert Roker.

Rene Russo: Rose Jean Gilroy.

Susan Sarandon (and Tim Robbins): Eva Maria Livia Amurri, Miles Guthrie Robbins, and Jack Henry Robbins.

Martin Scorsese: Catherine Terese, Domenica Elizabeth, and Francesca Morris Scorsese.

Steven Spielberg & Amy Irving: Max Samuel Spielberg.

Patrick Stewart: Daniel Freedom and Sophie Alexandra Falconer Stewart.

Meryl Streep: Henry, Mary Willa "Mamie," Grace Jane, and Louisa Jacobson Gummer.

Liv Tyler: Milo William Langdon.

Emily Watson: Juliet Waters.